04-06-2002, 01:16 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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If you buy condoms by the crate or truckload.
If you get wet from watching the Discovery channel.
If you can tell how many people are on a bed by the squeak of the springs.
If your S/O tells you to have an affair so he/she can get some sleep.
If you continually sport a tousled hair look.
If you know more positions than your yoga instructor.
If you think that all Porn Stars are amateurs compared to you and your S/O.
If the sound of a zipper makes your pulse race.
If you hear God said more times in your bedroom than you do in church.
If your back looks like a scratching post.
If (900) comes before your phone number.
If your house is designed with sex in mind.
If you’ve made a list of Pixie member’s fantasies.
If you’re half way through the list already.
If you go grocery shopping because you’re out of “sex condiments”.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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