Fine!.. Fine.. I'll tell yall about the infamous B-day party.. March 9th, 8am Early preperations have began. My brother, our friend and I load up into our friends truck and drive to the beer disributer. Purchasing, 4 kegs of Bud light. Loading them up in the bed we go to Denny's and get breakfast. Mainly wasting time until the liquer store opens at 9:30. Then a hope and a skip across the parking lot. (yes the beer distributer, Denny's, K-mart, chinese food buffet, staples, Giant and the liquer store is all in the same plaza. Its like fucking heaven...) Purchasing, 2 Half gallons of vodka, 2 half gallons of Bacardi Rum, 1 Half gallon of Captain morgan Spiced rum, 1 half gallon of Captain morgan spiced rum Silver. 1 Case(30pack) Of Bacardi O malts. and 1 case(30pack) of Bacardi Raz malts.

On to Sheetz to pick up nearly 30 bags of ice. Then back to the house to stock the coolers and fill the keg tubs with ice. chilling everything. Picking up the living room and removing all furniture to turn it into a dance floor, Calling my friend who is a DJ having him come set up the house. By this time it was lunch time. and we were still drinking from the case of beer the night before so the only thing being drank is a few of the small malts and none of the kegs or bottles cracked.

4:20 Pm Yes you know what we were doing =)

4:30pm After much coughing and gagging, we tap the first keg, pour the first beer to the pussy not doing a keg stand. and Commence the insanity..

10:30pm I'm already throwing up in the bathroom, after having consumed the half gallon of Cap't morgan Spiced rum.

The entire house is filled to the brim with people. the entire lot of grass across the lane is packed with cars. the dance floor was a fucking hit. And i've already had sex with 3 different women. and completely forgot the name of the current one i'm fucking in the ass... in the kitchen.. with people who i don't know watching...

I was so drunk i could barely keep an erection. but i was still plugging away.. and that girl(who's name i found to be Kelly) still calls at least twice a week wanting more of me.....

12am. I'm drunk. passed out naked on the dance floor. with kelly riding me. and all the people dancing do not seem to notice..

6am, finally got dragged to my bed upstairs. All the kegs are kicked. no liquer to be found.. and kelly wrapped protectively about me with a vicious look to anyone who would approach "her man"


Of course I don't remember any of this... I was far far far too drunk. but.. the 3 different video tapes of the entire party pretty much prove it all.. So i cannot deny a thing..

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