My husband has a friend who's really nice and what not, but the jokes that come out of his mouth have got to be the most unpolitically correct jokes I've ever heard, such as:
What do you call a tall mexican standing next to a short mexican, next to a tall one, then a short one, and so on?
A Spicket fence.
He told a joke about black people once, and I can't recall it, but I asked, "What do you have against black people" He said, "Nothing, I think everyone should own one"
And last of all,
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Now, hearing the jokes this guy cracks, you'd think he'd be the most racial person ever, but he's really not, I promise.
He caught me so off guard with those jokes when I first met him.