Three women are sitting in a sauna room wrapped only in towels.One is a red head.a brunette and the other,you guessed it,is a blonde.Suddenly there is a beeping sound and the red head taps her wrist.The beeping stops and she explains that she has a pager microchip planted in her arm and she was just paged.Later on the phone rings and the brunette answers the palm of her hand,after- wards explaining that she had a phone microchip planted in her hand and she wa answering a call.The blonde had no up to date technolgy and felt left out.So she excused herself and left to go to the bathroom.A couple of minutes later she returnes with a lng piece of toilette paper comming out of her butt."Oh would you look at that,I'm receiving a fax.

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