Well I felt like a hobbit buying all the birthday presents for this week.

April 18th - The fiance of a really good friend kept bugging me and everyone else for a kitty. I got her a bobble head of that cat form Tri-gun.

April 22 - A girl I had been lusting for ever since her boy firend dumped her to fuck other girls. (He even told her that) Well she turned me down and she took the guy back last week. Since I was given such sort notice I offered to eat her out.

April 23 - My best firend is getting a weapon that will do damage versus the undead.

My little brother's best friend is getting a set of miniatures from Lord of the Rings re-enacting the famous battle where the ringwriaths ambushed Frodo, Aragorn and friends.

May 9th - Another good firend of mine is getting a jade buddha.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.