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As far as the list goes, from what I can tell, there was no definitive criteria, only that the song had to have been considered a hit song for it to be included.

Simon and Garfunkel were included because the lyrics of that song sounded pretentious and pompous to the writer's of the magazine. It's not based on a particular scale or set of rules at all.

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