One day, God went down to the garden of eden to check on Adam and Eve. He saw Adam standing alone.
"Adam, where is Eve?" God asked.
"She's swimming in the lake." Adam replied.
"Oh no!" God exclaimed. "Now I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"

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If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Old age and treachery WILL overcome youth and enthusiasm.