You Don't Even Know Any Metrosexuals!
You're a man's man who could intimidate John Wayne.
You've got the charm to impress women, more than any pretty boy.
Women flock to a stud like you, even if you refust to take them dancing.
You have a mojo all your own, without having to primp or moisturize.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell