Poppers for me...

Yup, even if you're not quite sure what poppers are right now...
Your kinky ways will lead you to them - and you'll be hooked.
Don't be so sad, a freaky mofo like yourself has to go sooner or later
Be glad it's not from a one eyed French midget. Don't pretend you don't know!

(WTF are poppers??)

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~