You Don't Even Know Any Metrosexuals!
You're a man's man who could intimidate John Wayne.
You've got the charm to impress women, more than any pretty boy.
Women flock to a stud like you, even if you refust to take them dancing.
You have a mojo all your own, without having to primp or moisturize.

__________________
What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?