Our Easter Bunny hid all the eggs in the house. I hope they all get found or it's gonna smell real funky in here!

I admit that I like to see words spelled properly unless they're "shortcut" words. I say cuz instead of because, for example. I guess it's cuz (see?) when I was in school, I sucked at math but was always at the top of the class in spelling.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~