G.O.L.F. = Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden

No shit! I ain't makin that up! It WAS a gentleman's sport only, in it's infancy!

Sooooooooo......Where's that leave us, ladies?

Oh...and I don't watch any sporting event (television or otherwise) because it takes time away from perving!

*huffs outta the "golf" thread*

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