Have to start this story out with a brief explaination..... Some of you may not know that many city police departments have a 'Policemans Ball' (a fancy, formal dance) every year as a fund raiser. They sell tickets to the Ball, with part of the procedes going to charity. State police do not hold fundraising balls. Now the story will make sense.....

We have a friend who is a state trooper. He's tall, built, mmmm sexy! Right around the time of the local city policeman's ball he pulled a lady over for speeding. As he approached the car the lady rolled down her window, smiled and said: "I bet you pulled me over so I could buy tickets to the ball. His reply: "Ma'am, state police officers do not have balls!!"

He said there was a few seconds of silence as both of them realized what he'd just said. As the lady started to giggle, he turned, walked back to his car and drove off. Guess it was that ladies lucky day!