These stories are all so funny... and while what I have to add isn't quite "out of the mouth of a babe" it's still amusing.

My friends and I all have quite dirty minds, and one of our favorite words to play with is 'box.' We were at lunch a couple weeks ago, and one of our other friends, Yvette, was sitting with us. She needed to mail something, and asked if any of us had a box. Me and my 2 friends, of course, started grinning like little kids. I was trying to be nice and said that I did, which made my friend Adam almost spit Coke out his nose. Yvette then asked what size it was, which did not make things better. Her response was to ask me "No, no, what comes in the box?" And at that point I couldn't take it anymore, looked at Adam, and burst out laughing for a good 5 minutes while poor Yvette said there, completely innocent and totally confused. We had a hell of a time explaining the whole thing to her, but she knows how we are. We still get a good laugh out of it every now and again, and Adam and I are known to go up to each other with halos on and ask each other what comes in the box.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all