Dear Huntersgirl,

Ah, for you I have just the thing....a new battery operated big-gun with new batteries that recharge themselves off of pussy juice. Just use your vibe and it gets more powerful as time goes on (dont you wish guys were like that ). Have a good time trying them out.

Licks and pinches,

~ Your monkeyness

PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.