Yeah ... and it's going to happen in about 5 hours.

There is a guy in this group of people I run around with who is a real car buff. Always fiddling, always tuning his car to perfection.

We were all together about a month ago and he once again began talking about how well he had just tuned up his car ... new plugs, air cleaner, distrbutor cap, plug wires. The whole thing.

And since then, all he talks about is the great mileage he's getting, what with the gas prices and all.

What he doesn't know is, that since that day about a month ago, at least one of the people in the group, once a week, has secretly added 3 - 4 gallons of gas to his tank.

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