TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE


10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!"
- JFK, 1963

And... drum roll...

The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Wayne Carey, 2002

(Aussie football player caught fucking a team-mate's wife)

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