i hope i'm not gonna get spanked for being to young for here hehehe,
You're the policeman. You protect the weak and ensure that justice is done, all while wearing really tight pants. Why wear a uniform if you can't have style? You don't take any crap and are more than happy to use your nightstick on anyone who gives you lip.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck