
03-18-2004, 06:14 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Welcum to Pixies Hocque!
I was gonna be a smartass and tell you to use "Steve Martin's Penis Cream".......but then I checked your profile and I realized I can't tell your age or where you are from with the lack of information there.....so I'll curb myself, since you may not know who Steve Martin is or that he did a skit about this very topic on Saturday Night Live once.
My husband, a very burly and strong man, has extremely sensitive skin. During the winter months he gets very dry patches on every part of his body except his face and the bottom of his feet. This includes his penis as well. Now, being a stubborn male, he won't go to the doc's to find out if it's a form of eczema or psoriasis and so he suffers through the winter with lotions and hydrocortisone ointments. In the summer, when the humidity level rises, his skin condition clears up. It's not a matter of life and death to him and so until it is he will suffer through it.......and take me with him. That's right, all his suffering is passed on to me and I am the one who applies the lotions and ointments and is awakened several times a night as he scratches in his sleep, and I listen and sympathize with all his complaints, etc., etc., etc. I am telling you all of this because I am convinced that if he'd just go to the doc's, he might be able to clear all this up once and for all.
My advice to you......don't self diagnose and medicate! Go see a doctor and get the truth!
Good luck hun....and hope to see you around the boards!
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