It’s your own fault!

Don’t come crying to me about how housework has to be done. If you didn’t spend so much time inventing “coordinated colors” like “mauve”, you could have thought of some simpler ways to do things. There’s no question homes were designed to make the woman happy. Being a bachelor, I’ve had the opportunity to consider some practical alternatives.

Bathrooms, with lots of porcelain, ceramic, aluminum and mirrors, are as close to practical as we have in our homes. Can you say “Pressure Washer”?

The kitchen isn’t as bad as the rest of the house, but still not enough stainless steel being used. Why isn’t there a floor drain in this room? (and ever other room for that matter)

You seem to recognize the usefulness of compressed air with you little “key board” and “room freshener” cans. Why isn’t there a quick-connect fitting to your air compressor in every room? ….. right next to the 3 inch vacuum coupling? Which brings me to those silly little $1,000 vacuum cleaners. Shop vacs have wheels,….. and for a hell of a lot less, do a lot better job.

My morning shower has always given me time to just let my mind wonder. (don’t say it! ) If you are really interested in conservation and water pollution, why isn’t there a little, raffle-type, wire tumbler in there with you, going around as all that soap and water are dripping off of you, with yesterdays clothes in it?

Next time we’ll talk about efficiency of sand blasting and the sanitary advantages of steam cleaning.

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