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Old 03-03-2004, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: England
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You have made 1787.5 gallons and 14917.40965 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 95.333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 61,776,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9507 kittens.

*shock/horror* IS THIS REALLY ME?!
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