You have made 39 gallons and 325.470756 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens.

Next time someone says I'm a great big wanker, I'll have to agree!
What is it with the kittens? or am I too innocent to know?