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Old 03-19-2002, 04:57 AM
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My aunt used to tell me there were three kinds of sex in a marriage. There was exciting sex, necessary sex and hallway sex.
~~Exciting sex is when you're first married and you can't wait to get at each other.~~
~~Necessary sex is after you've been married for seven or eight years and it's more of a chore than anything else....~~
~~Hallway sex is after you've been married for thirty or forty years and you pass each other in the hallway and say "Fuck You!!!".~~
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