Three vampires are going out to the "Vampire´s Inn". The first is asking the keeper for a nice glass of blood group A. The second prefers group 0. The third says:"Could you be so kind and bring me a cup of hot water, please!". The other two look at him and the first asks:"Are you ill or what? Do you have a diet?"
The third is getting out a bloody Tampax and says:"No, it´s tea time!!"

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