1) wonder how he passes metal detectors.

2) bet he can't sneak up behind anyone... jiggle jiggle.. like jingle bells..

3) What happens if someone with braces is stupid enough to attempt a blow job? Imagine just for a moment having to get to the emergency room to try to get seperated...

4) At what point to do decide that appearence is more important than function?

5) Anyone find a picture of his member hard? Cuz I for one doubt that he can...

That is a STUPID SOB...