Here is a riddle for the "intellectually" minded. The answer is at the end for those who cannot think this one through!

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, the other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?



















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