It might be cheating a bit searching for them but damn there's some funny ones around!

If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Really Loved Me You Would Have Married Somebody Else
If You Won't Leave Me Alone Ill Find Someone Who Will

You Stole My Wife, You Horse Thief
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!