How about:-
"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

and here's some I found whle bored at work:-

Take Me To The Corn Field Honey And I'll Kiss You Between The Ears
Take Me To The Quarry And I'll Get A Little Bolder
The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Thought the Acropolis Was a Ruin Until I Saw You
It's Only The Hair On A Gooseberry (That Stops It From Being A Grape)
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got Elgin Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand hours)
I've got Ford Engine Movements in my Hips(guaranteed a thousand miles)
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake, But I'll Go Chasin' Women

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