You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9100 kittens.

Damn, didn't realize the stats! Have to work harder to catch up to others!