My sweetheart and I were in a hotel about a year ago, and he told me that the people in the next room had been pounding on the wall. Totally took me by surprise, as I hadn't hear any wall pounding. They were pounding cuz I'm so noisy. I can't help it, it just wants to come out of me... and he loves it.

__________________
Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~