A little girl went to visit Santa...

He asked her "what do you want for Christmas?"
She answered "I want a Barbie, and I want a G.I. Joe"

Somewhat confused, Santa asked her "G.I Joe? But I thought Barbie came with Ken?"

With a wink, she told Santa.... "Nooo, Barbie fakes it with Ken, but she really cums with G.I Joe"


Congratulations Irish... you're a hope and an inspiration to me.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


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