I’m not a huge fan of sweet things. My side table has lots of fruit on it. But my two weak points are; dark English Christmas pudding with hard sauce, and fresh oatmeal raisin cookies.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey