"I am a decent girl and I would prefer not to write nasty letter but this can be discussed after the auction ends. I would rather write letters about myself and my dreams. That way you can show the letters to your family and not have to hide them. ) I will also try and send 2 emails a week to you. At the end of two months you are free to dump me as you please or we can remain friends. "

I almost fell of my seat I was laughing so hard... OMG!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney