Makes me think of an ol' joke ...

This farmer up in Montana see's a hitchhiker and stops and offers a ride.

"Where ya' from, sonny," he asked.

"San Francisco."

"Ever been to Montana."

"Nope, just on my way home."

At that moment the farmer noticed a ewe with her head caught between two fence posts. "Ever seen that before?" the farmer asked.

"No, never."

The farmer stopped, went over and had his way with the ewe, then returned to his truck.

"Think you'd like to try that, sonny?" he asked on his return.

"Well, okay, but would you help get the ewe's head unstuck from between the fenceposts first so I'll have room?"


(Sorry, I know that's bad. )