Your Secret Fetish Is Balloons!
When you get it on, you want to hear a pop. Stomp on a few balloons, and you'll forget your name. The exhileration of the squeeze and the burst is so sexy that you just can't help it. So run out and find a clown, and you'll have the best sex ever.


That couldn't be more wrong - I hate balloons, hate 'em I tell ya.

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