OMG! Too funny!

And....when you drop a piece of buttered toast....the buttered side will, most assuredly, hit the floor!

Or.....Do we really need directions on shampoo bottles?

Also.....Why is abbreviation such a long word?

And the ever popular......*Let them be the one to get food poisoning...theory* Taste this! (as you're shoving it in your s/o's mouth) Does it taste as bad as it smells?

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