I live in Pa. Dutch country! We go cow tipping for major giggles......but one can only take so much fun so we save that for when we are really bored!

I have to travel 2 miles in any direction just to get a pack of gum.....(I'm not gonna tell ya how far we have to go for a pair of underwear....but it's much further!)....but this way I get to eye up the cows in the pastures.........so it isn't a wasted trip!

People round here talk backwards........like, "Throw mamma down the steps....(pregnant pause)....her purse"......or, Toss the cow over the fence....(pregnant pause).....some hay". It took me a long time to learn to wait out the pauses before I panicked as to instructions! Now I prolly fit right in.........(pause)........NOT!

I was born in Camden, N.J. (southern N.J. ya'll....lol!)........and I usually refer to that as the "pimple on the asshole of the world".........so maybe I'm a bit upscale from that now! I do know I wouldn't want to live in a big city though....so I guess I'm where I wanna be!

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