Selected Pixie's are placed in an environment with no keyboards or computers. God forbid, they would actually have to talk to one another, and not use abbreviations to communicate. Truly, a primitive and barbaric existence.

The challenges would consist of "Orgasm Sprints", "Flashing For Woodies", and "Tongue Power-Lifting".

The winner would receive a new computer and a chat show on TechTV.

Whatcha think?

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