03-09-2002, 06:10 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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A farm boy gets up early one morning and finds himself very hungry. So he rushes downstairs to get his breakfast.
When he reaches the kitchen, he finds his Mum already there. "Not so fast young man" She says "You won't get breakfast until you've done your chores!!"
Perturbed, the boy stomps out of the house to do his chores. On the way to the barn, he shoves the cow out of his way. Then he kicks the rooster in his frustration. At the pig, he pulls the sows ears.
Finally he finishes his chores and returns to the kitchen to get his breakfast.
His Mum says "I saw you shove the cow, and for that you won't have any milk for breakfast. I also saw you kick the rooster, for that, no eggs. And I saw you pull the sows ears, for that, no bacon.
At that very moment, the little boy's Dad walks through the door and trips over the cat. Pissed off, he kicks the cat across the room.
The little boy looks up at his Mum and says " Are you going to tell him or am I"
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