03-09-2002, 05:56 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Tickle Me Elmo
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory that made "Tickle Me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed.
On Monday they started up the line and within 20min had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part, but had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing walnuts in the appropriate places on the dolls.
The boss could not stop laughing and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two---Test---Tickles."
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