The FEMALE always makes THE RULES

THE RULES are subject to change at anytime without prior notice

No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all THE RULES

The FEMALE is never wrong

If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE said or did

The MALE must apologise for causing said misunderstanding

The MALE is always wrong

The MALE maybe right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time

The MALE may never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be angry or upset at any time

The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset

The FEMALE must under no cicumstances let the MALE know wether she wants him to be angry and/or upset

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times

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