03-09-2002, 05:24 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Logic to Ponder
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Does 'vigin wool' come from sheep the shepard hasn't caught yet?
When you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If 7-11 is open 24hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you tied a buttered piece of toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do they put braille on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why is it when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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