You are Handcuffs!
Yup, the plain metal kind. But you are far from plain.
You are, in fact, so freakin' kinky that handcuffs are no big deal for you.
Sure, you'll include them, but you don't need novelty cuffs to make things fun.
You've got enough little kinky tricks in your book, as is!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney