Been thinking about this thread all day! Great answers everyone! Well, almost everyone...*sigh*

Anyway.........I'd have in my bag.....

Photos of my family (home and here)
A toothbrush (I don't know where I'm going?......I'm bringing a toothbrush!)
A sundial (I like to know the time)
A bota bag filled with something to warm my cockles
My Lover's Keepsake book (to look at and remember all the romance)
A vibe and Energizer® batteries
A good book
A guitar pick (cause I can't fit the whole guitar but ya never know when ya might run into one)
A change of underpanties (I was a Girl Scout)
A box of tampons (Hey! I said I was a Girl Scout!)
M.R.E.'s (freeze dried meals the soldiers eat)
Hand and moisturizing lotions
A bar of soap
A tiny personal fan (for the white noise effect)

Ut oh! I think my bag burst at the seams!