I am in black jeans, black underwear, with a black polyster club shirt with a dragon and chineese caligrahpy on it.

Of course I am also wearing my glasses and ym two most prized peices of jewlry The Icon of the Cunning Linguist (A sterling silver worry ring with an band of thorns for the part that goes round and round) and the Ring of the Engineer (A plain stainless steel pinky ring that shows I belong to the Order of the Engineer and I have a degree in Engineering with a desire to grow in my profession.)

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.