I walked in on a college roommate once ... the odd thing was they were in my closet, not that you really have closets in dorm rooms, more like holes in the wall to put shoes & clothes but still. I mean they were on my shoes! And apparently they were tripping all that weekend. I closed the door and left. The roommate having sex while you're trying to sleep in the other bed happens a lot too ... I've actually been guilty of that a few times though.

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche