In keeping with the form of the thread.....

I believe in 3 things: (lots more then 3 but thats all I'm putting)

1. Beautiful men also come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

2. I am not a rustic or a flinty (whatever that means) New Englander.

3. Welcome to Pixies. Its a great place.

Now I'm going to see if I can find your story.