03-05-2002, 09:24 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
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Of course, if he's going to be a wise guy, she's got to have a chance to respond in kind...
REBUTTALS TO PICK-UP LINES
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
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