I empathise OzKristin totally! When we were living in the UK we had a cat who was way too curious about sex. I don't know whether it was the smell, or the movements, but almost as soon as we'd start, they'd be a cold wet nose touching your thigh or worse, your balls! Once he'd had a good inspection, he then sat on the end of the bed and watched. We used to think he was scoring us, and was getting ready to hold up cards saying "5.8" or "5.9". We knew it was bad sex when he glanced at us, gave us a withering look, then stalked off with his score cards...