In college, my gf and I decided to skip afternoon classes and have a few hours of sex (yes, I could do that once...). As we were just starting to get into it my phone rang. I decided not to answer it, so I let the answering machine pick up. As I was about to go down on here, I here the message being left. It was my sister calling to tell me that she was pregnant with her first child. Yep. Lost it.

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